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OH MY GOD A BLOG.

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

So I just realised. A lot of people, when you say you have a friend on the internet, go “but you don’t know! They could be a middle aged man pretending to be an teenage girl!”

They dont know that most of these people are my RP partners.

And are teenage girls pretending to be middle aged men.

(via elfgrandfather)

have-you-seen-my-haggis   1506 ♥ 05.26.12
comiques:

Socially awkward partygoers

comiques:

Socially awkward partygoers

(via elfgrandfather)

comiques   3818 ♥ 05.25.12

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efyeahworkaholics   4830 ♥ 05.25.12

"We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives."

—

(On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)

Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com

- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for any particular purpose other than to be mine until I decide otherwise.

(via larepublicadedet)

I was damned near 30 before I could believe my body belonged to me & me alone. Dear people who take an issue with this,

Let the Smiths do right by their babies & shut the fuck up about how you think they should parent.

(via karnythia)

Lot of love for Will Smith right now.

(via inflateablefilth)

I wish my parents realized that when I was growing up.

(via historicalslut)

(via elfgrandfather)

Tagged: yes good, yes perfect, will smith, .
larepublicadedet   9777 ♥ 05.25.12

theoneguyoverthere:

birdstump:

— Adventure Time #04

In which Marceline lives through the Mushroom War.

This is such a dark comic. Yeah it’s adventure time, but they’re talking about atomic war.

(via shledzguohn)

Tagged: aaaaaaaaaaaaa ; ;, nooooooooooo, Adventure Time, .
birdstump   2777 ♥ 05.25.12
thefibonaccist:

but what if the evil-minded person just wished for a free bagel? that’s a little harsh, triforce.

thefibonaccist:

but what if the evil-minded person just wished for a free bagel? that’s a little harsh, triforce.

(via seblainers)

ditsycucco   2314 ♥ 05.24.12

Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

elfgrandfather:

Even though he’s a violent drunk

Lousy goddamn kiddie pool

FUCKING LOVE MOOMINS

Guess what the beast is

Russia is full of mullets man

Always making me cry

Not silly at all

Don’t they teach you anything at gay school?

Fuck you ash

As a matter of fact most of them seem pretty nonplussed

This analogy has backfired considerably

HOW TO WORK THEM POLES

Eastern european boy

Really Fox News

And stop trying to make me spell it with a U

Not a single fuck was given

Their hit single is My Hole Is Open

If that’s the case sable and i are the mothers of hundreds of unicorns

Peenies

Awesome

The first time i saw these i laughed for a solid 15 minutes

Haha why do I keep reblogging these

I don’t care what you say sable i want this bedroom

Cumslut

Zelda

OBAMAAAAAAAA

Rainbow dash

Alienating most of my followers

demonicrosebush   18619 ♥ 05.24.12

When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

(via aenrhien)

louisthrustingskills   40036 ♥ 05.24.12
Catch Me If You Can - Pokemon The First Movie Soundtrack
Big Star - Kenny Chesney
Gym Theme - Pokemon Black & White OST
The Perfect Stallion (Euromance Mix) - Eurobeat Brony
Walkaway Joe - Trisha Yearwood
Battle! Entei - Pokemon HeartGold & Soulsilver OST
Farewell Hyrule King - The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker OST
The Flim Flam Brothers (Locomotion Mix) - Eurobeat Brony
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under - Shania Twain
Victory Road - Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire & Emerald OST
All Jacked Up - Gretchen Wilson
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (what?)
I Still Miss You - Keith Anderson
A Real Fine Place To Start - Sara Evans
What Was I Thinkin’ - Dierks Bentley
Kanto Champion Battle - Pokemon Black & White OST
Kerosene - Miranda Lambert
Rainbow Factory - Glaze
Tribute - Tenacious D
Battle! Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit - Pokemon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum OST

  1. Catch Me If You Can - Pokemon The First Movie Soundtrack
  2. Big Star - Kenny Chesney
  3. Gym Theme - Pokemon Black & White OST
  4. The Perfect Stallion (Euromance Mix) - Eurobeat Brony
  5. Walkaway Joe - Trisha Yearwood
  6. Battle! Entei - Pokemon HeartGold & Soulsilver OST
  7. Farewell Hyrule King - The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker OST
  8. The Flim Flam Brothers (Locomotion Mix) - Eurobeat Brony
  9. Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under - Shania Twain
  10. Victory Road - Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire & Emerald OST
  11. All Jacked Up - Gretchen Wilson
  12. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (what?)
  13. I Still Miss You - Keith Anderson
  14. A Real Fine Place To Start - Sara Evans
  15. What Was I Thinkin’ - Dierks Bentley
  16. Kanto Champion Battle - Pokemon Black & White OST
  17. Kerosene - Miranda Lambert
  18. Rainbow Factory - Glaze
  19. Tribute - Tenacious D
  20. Battle! Uxie, Azelf and Mesprit - Pokemon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum OST

(via coloursfalllikesnow)

myloveforsimpleplanwillneverdie   10169 ♥ 05.24.12

dank-potion:

“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”

“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”

(via elfgrandfather)

dank-potion   2277 ♥ 05.24.12

dank-potion:

“You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”

“You can’t turn a sexist, double-standard holding, woman-shaming douchebag into anything remotely useful, nevermind a husband”

(via elfgrandfather)

dank-potion   2277 ♥ 05.24.12

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

(via elfgrandfather)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction   15889 ♥ 05.24.12

404fucknotfound:

do you ever just talk to your friends and stare at your screen while smiling because theyre so god dang adorable and perfect

(via shledzguohn)

404fucknotfound   990 ♥ 05.24.12
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

(via shledzguohn)

Tagged: why was this so fucking hilarious, what am I doing, holy shit, why does this exist, why is it amazing, .
videohall   56734 ♥ 05.23.12

Ellen Degeneres for president.

implodingemotions:

AMEN.

(via thechavanator)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg   60196 ♥ 05.23.12
 
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