vriska makes cronus go camping
campora
vriska makes cronus buy some strawberry spread
jampora
vriska makes cronus hold a light so she can see
lampora
vriska teaches cronus to skateboard
rampora
vriska gets cronus a job at a post office
stampora
vriska makes cronus have stomach pains
crampora
vriska trades her kadabra to cronus so it will evolve
alakazampora
vriska chucks cronus in the ocean
dampora
vriska weighs cronus
grampora
(cairo-overcoat came up with some of these)
heaven exists
and this is it
my jaw just dropped so far down
I have found my temple.
Have you heard the good word my brothers and sisters
but what if it is
just a huge
acid trip
(original from the best scene in Gravity Falls)
(via thechavanator)
THE NEW STARTERS!
give me fennekin right now omg
Fennec fire starter
Fennec. Fire starter
FENNEC FIRE STARTER
FENNEKIN IS SO DAMN CUTE AAAAA
oh mY GOD ITS A FOX
ITS A FUCKING FOX
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kcjo:
Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.
Chemistry at its finest
can i eat that
Why don’t we use this for everything?!?
This shit is about the coolest thing ever.
It’s such a great insulator that a thin layer of it will protect anything from the heat of a bunsen burner.
Even though it’s incredibly light and has an extremely low density, its lattice-like molecular structure makes it able to hold objects much greater in mass.
What if you got loads of it, and made a bed, you could pretend you were a pegasus
Possibly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
Again, because science boner.
my friend texted me the other night
informing me that “dog food lid” backwards was “dildo of god”, and i just wanted to share it with you ‘uns here as well.
(via flareth)
i have no excuse for why i made this
fUCK I CANT BREATHE
Alone in Sburb with a little catdog
How do they poop?
Oh it seems I’ve lost a follower or two while I was gone.
Oh well, Disneyland was worth it.
oh my god
(via thechavanator)
There are six noble gases.
Helium - Jane.
Neon - Roxy.
Krypton - Dirk.
Xenon - Jake.
Argon doesn’t react to much, but is very abundant in our atmosphere, which is obviously pretty important.
Radon is radioactive, and loses half of its matter in 3.8 days - that’s its half life.
So who doesn’t react to much, and who loses parts of their body?
Argon - Calliope.
Radon - Caliborn.FUCK.
Argon’s abundant… it’s there, but you can’t see it…
welp
guess which theory may or may not have gotten stronger
(via thechavanator)
cefq:
[Collection - Pokemon] Spider Plush
[ Reblogs are fine, but please do not edit/re-upload/claim/steal my photos, thanks! ]My spider army has increased! This time it also has the MPC Joltik instead of just the Halloween ones from last update, whoot! Sadly, three are missing from this photo though because I am an idiot and stored them somewhere in my room and can’t remember 8I;;
Where the fuck did you get those Joltik plushes you bastard?
meenahshotpinkclamshapedpurse:
guys
i just realized that
next year
the entire month of April will be 4/13
(via thechavanator)
mitt romney wins the election. on inauguration day, he and paul ryan rip off their masks to reveal they are actually insane clown posse
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cefq:
[Collection - Pokemon] Spider Plush[ Reblogs are fine, but please do not edit/re-upload/claim/steal my photos, thanks! ]
My spider army has increased! This time it also has the MPC Joltik instead of just the Halloween ones from last update, whoot! Sadly, three are missing from this photo though because I am an idiot and stored them somewhere in my room and can’t remember 8I;;
Where the fuck did you get those Joltik plushes you bastard?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbxtnkYVi1rwrfnko1_500.png)